Royal Decree of the Day: {"title": "The Case of the Missing Tarts", "panels": [{"speaker": "Queen Roxie", "line": "Citizens! A dastardly thief has pilfered the Crown's blueberry tarts, cooling upon yon windowsill! Justice shall be swift and delicious!", "draw": "Roxie stands atop her mossy log throne, cape billowing dramatically, pointing an accusing paw toward an empty windowsill dusted with crumbs. A small crowd of woodland creatures gasps."}, {"speaker": "Buttons", "line": "Your Majesty... the 'thief' left a trail of crumbs leading directly to your own royal snoring spot from last night's nap.", "draw": "Buttons, a round hedgehog holding a magnifying glass, kneels beside a crumb trail that winds suspiciously toward a cozy dented cushion near the throne, one eyebrow raised."}, {"speaker": "Queen Roxie", "line": "Preposterous! ...The Crown declares this a case of Royal Sleep-Eating, entirely pardonable, and orders MORE tarts baked at once!", "draw": "Roxie clutches her chest in mock outrage, cheeks blushing pink under her fur, while Buttons facepalms and the crowd stifles giggles behind their paws."}]}